envelophobia

A sniglet my husband and I conjured up in the 1980's to describe the panicky feeling of getting frantically entangled in our bedsheets.

"Wait, wait, stop! Envelophobia! Envelophobia!"

by Syllywana December 15, 2008

Evelyn

Evelyn is a name generally for girls, but it can also be masculine. it originates from the name Aveline, which means in French "wished for child". Evelyn's are funny, weird(in a good way), can be great friends, and remember this, they can be extremely hot tempered to people who insult those close to them. they may seem shy, but once you get to know them, then you can become the quickest of friends. also they may forget your name... but no sweat. hope your lucky enough to find an Evelyn.

the person writing this is named Evelyn
person#1: wow, Evelyn is so smart, beautiful and funny
person#2:i know, right? wish I had her as a friend

by eve@lin December 2, 2019

evelution

Definition: The advancement of a society towards a low social standard of intelligence.

Background: I saw the word evolution spelled in this way on a colleague's paper in a college class. It should also be noted that the correct spelling was featured on the board in front of her. In college.

The evelution of present-day Americans has caused more poor parking jobs than ever before recorded in history.

by Thom January 21, 2005

Envelope Titties

When the breasts not only sag, but they sag outwards much like the flaps on an envelope.

Jose: I'm not going to the gym today...Me tired and lazy.
Mandrake: you forgot Fat
Jose: At least I don't have envelope titties...Sandra!

by chabooksauce February 24, 2009

Evelyn

Is a sound girl,Who is in love with a lad named Colm Hargen,She has bright red hair and blue eyes.

John:is that the one who is after colm
Enda:Aye she is an Evelyn

by Sicpack April 28, 2019

evelve

To experience the process of evelution.

Also acceptable: evelving, evelved.

See evelution for word background.

"Evolve and let the chips fall where they may." - Fight Club

"Evelve and let your brain fall in the mud." - Thom

by Thom January 22, 2005

envelopmental therapy

miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy

-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)

john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!

worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010