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Dylan

The one kid with the weird jokes that nobody likes. Most likely has a bland haircut. Literally everyone hates him.
Can we please not invite Dylan?
Why the fuck is Dylan here again?
Please leave us alone Dylan.
by reeeeeeeeeelmo September 19, 2020
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💙I remember the first time I ever laid eyes on you. You were standing there, oblivious to my existence, chatting with a friend. There was just something about you that called out to me. Maybe it was the way you talked with your hands or how you laughed. I can’t really place my finger on exactly what it was. I was a very shy person and almost didn’t talk to you. But today I am so thankful I got the courage to. It will always be my favorite day. Baby, always remember to take it easy. Don’t stress yourself out too much and don’t lose yourself by doing more than you’re capable of doing. Slow and steady will always win the race. Take your time and do the best you can. Just remember I love and miss you very much. I hope you have a great day baby!😘❤️

-Caroline 🤪
I love you Dylan!
by HisBrat January 8, 2021
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Dylan, is easily the best guy you'll ever meet, be friends with, or be girlfriend of! He is the SWEETEST guy and will never hurt you. He has crazy good hair, is super charming, and incredibly sweet. His smile makes him an instant yes and he makes you feel soooo happy! Dylan is easily the most perfect boy that exists!
Dylan is the best boyfriend! The sweetest guy ever and I wouldn't give him up for the world!
by the.real.dictionary March 29, 2017
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You are probably looking for the definition of Dylan but for a girl, here it is. Girl Dylan’s are beautiful inside and out and when they enter the room they can make it either really bad or really good. If they like you they will treat you well but if they don’t they won’t hesitate to be honest and treat you like a bitch. She gets really annoyed by two-faced people but she is hilarious and always makes people laugh naturally. She stands up for what she wants and doesn’t let others tell her what to do. She’s skinny but strong and plays hard to get.
Omg is that Dylan? We should introduce you to her she is so funny!
by Yourfavhonestperson February 7, 2021
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No on likes a Dylan.... they dumb bitches....
Dylan is a dumb bitch.
by Father Scott April 10, 2019
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The most caring, smart person I know! He is extremely handsome, handy, gunsmart, and loving! He will spend every penny on you! You will always feel loved around him. He will spend every minute of every day on FaceTime with. He is clueless at times and will be forever mine.
You: i have cramps!!!!
Dylan: FaceTime me and I get you some dark chocolate.
by Lo🦋er January 14, 2021
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Dylaned

Accidentally putting your finger in someone's ass
Oh i just dylaned this girl, oops
by Loui Tron March 19, 2022
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