Hoodlum of the drum 

One of those guys

That Brady is a hoodlum of the drum

Hoodlum of the drum by Johnnytheg123 November 11, 2022

beat like a drum

Something that is beat (but expressed here as a simile pun). Tired, old, oldfashioned, boring, lame, played-out.

That bar (or party) was beat like a drum.

beat like a drum by H.C. Tunison January 18, 2008

paedophile drum 

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.

A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.

paedophile drum by drummeur March 31, 2010

High school drum core 

Possibly the worst thing of all time. It is notorious for people and teachers in it thinking that marching band can change the world and that the music that we play can inspire to do things.

Guy 1: I'm in the Stephen f. Austin high school drum core and I love it!

Guy 2: dude, clam down, it's just band.

High school drum core by Le stanky January 21, 2012

marching bass drum 

An type of drum in the drumline of a marching band that is big, tilted 90 degrees to its side, and strapped to the marcher's chest. They are heavy instruments, the lightest being 20 pounds, and the heaviest being 45 pounds. There are usually 3,4, or 5 bass drums on a drumline, and the pitches are different on the drums with the smallest being the highest and the biggest being the lowest. Bass drum players are usually males, as they carry the big, heavy instruments and make loud sounds with their mallets. These males are badass, as they are on the drumline, they are hot, they are funny people who pull jokes, and attract a lot of attention, usually from the color guard, of how sexy hitting a bass drum is.

Color guard #1: Check out that marching bass drum player's ass.

Color guard captain: DAYUM, he sexy.

Color guard #2: Man, bass drummers are so badass

marching bass drum by Philly H October 8, 2013

jazz drum 

your parper, trumper, botbot, arse, shitebox.

rhyming slang for your bum.

"i fired it up the burd's jazz drum last night"

jazz drum by frank pubes April 1, 2005

Heart shaped drum

A phrase I personally have made up. It could simbolise a persons love for music or someone.

"Heart shaped drums give a broken and hollow sound."

"He's playing those drums like they were heart shaped."

Heart shaped drum by Barney St.Anton August 19, 2007