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Doing the Markus

To show one's buttocks to someone in a stylish and elaborate manner as an expression of condescension, in particular in cases in which the receiving person has asserted unnecessary and unwarranted claims of possession over something or someone.

The expression has a connotation of subtlety: It is often understood that the intended recipient is not aware of the move, while people in the know will recognise the gesture easily. The move does not need to include literal showing of the buttocks; an allusion to such a gesture is often understood when speaking about "doing the Markus".
She's doing the Markus right in front of him, and he doesn't even notice.
by jeang85 January 6, 2018
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Doing a Harry

Trying to barricade a doorway while preparation phase is over and dying to a rusher in Rainbow Six Siege
Oh damn you just did a Harry

Oh no I think Im doing a Harry right now
by TotallyNotHarry October 19, 2019
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What am I doing with my life

Person 1: what am I doing with my life
Person 2: im not your therapist how the hell did you get in my house
by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021
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dongal

Slang term used to define the condition of one or more irregular bump(s) on the scrotum directly placed above a testicle.
Chris has nut cancer but some may characterize this as dongal.
by Joey_21 January 10, 2005
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Doing the Dirty

A way to say FUCKING when children are around.
So I only realised that she was a man after we had done the dirty.
by Peter Adams January 6, 2004
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doing a costin

to rush headlong into a suicidal career spin, then burn every bridge in sight including the one you're standing on, whilst providing some fleeting entertainment to your colleagues.
Wow, Jerry Maguire really should have thought it through before doing a costin.

Fuck me, Buck really felt the sting when Dave did a costin...
by Lou06 July 7, 2006
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doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
by fryson August 3, 2010
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