divoone

Stupid/Dumb/Idiot in persian.

My friend navid is really Divoone

by Ramin February 11, 2005

Divorce

A means of concluding a marriage which does not include a funeral.

Julie: I can't believe Josh is dead. After 12 years of marriage, his poor wife must be heartbroken. I don't think she'll ever be with another man.
Kim: Well, I felt like that when Josh divorced me for her, but me and Steve are more in love today than ever!

by inew April 7, 2015

divorce

When your dad is emotionally abusive and pushes your mom and steals your stuff, and leaves, and your mom is crying all night, and says it's over, and dad gets an apartment and wants you to be with him, but you hate him, and eventually you never talk to him and it's almost like he never even existed?

That's divorce.

My parents are getting a divorce and it's nasty.

by dysfunctional family September 9, 2010

Divortion

Combination of Divorce and Abortion.

see Scott Peterson

Scott Peterson divortioned his pregnant wife.

WOW,what a dick!

by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004

divorce

A word that brings saddness to many and happiness to some.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

divo

A dude that bitches because he can't have his way and gets mad over stupid shit.

-Hey you know that guy Shiraz, he is pissed because me and my friends played a joke on him.

-What a divo, I bet he's always like that huh?

-Yeah, I think that it runs in the family.

by Georgiana June 13, 2006

Divonte

The classic type of negro. Has one of the worlds wonders. A ginormous head, and tends to like long walks to the gas station, hot Cheetos, cakes, cheeks, that lewinski, and finally...he'd like to know if you prefer it tucked in or out?

Divonte : damn that girl gots some cakes!

CAKES!

by NegrodamusThe13th June 23, 2013