David Philbin

When you have a Mexican friend who denies his heritage.

Ur a David Philbin because ur a dirty Mexican

by David Philbin April 29, 2015

David Cameroned

When you get dared to do something really crazy like shove your dick down a dead pig's mouth.

Mark: Why did you run around campus naked?
Kevin: I got David Cameroned into doing it

by J. Stern October 19, 2016

david ortiz salas

confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.

David Ortiz Salas: I HATE weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!

by teresacarlisle February 6, 2017

David Bragd

David Bragd also known as David Brugd likes "mjukisbyxor". He is also called Ashnee by a autistic creature called Bavid Belsin

Normie: "Whomst is David Bragd?"
Bavid Belsin: "Brugden gillar mjukisbyxor"

by BautisticBarelse February 14, 2018

David Spiru-Dakas

David Spiru-Dakas is a half greek half romanian boy. He is very talented in film making and his friends always ask him to herp them with artistic projects. David is extremely handsome even if he doesn't really think so. Many people wonder if David is adopted from Israel. David is a little bit of a gossip girl but somehow he has many friends that love him. David is also extremely funny when he is silly only loughs at dark humor. David has been voted by his class mates as being the most likely to have an instragram incest meme page. David will marry Emmy.

Ohh, yes David Spiru-Dakas used to be in my class in highschool....damm i miss that boy.

by Neverbeu April 2, 2018

David Dennett

David Dennett is one of the coolest and most guapo Spanish teachers ever. He is 6'8 and very good at taekwondo. He is very kind but will be direct when needed. He is married so don't even think about it. trust me I've already tried. He teaches me lot of Spanish and he also is teaching me how to become a better student and a better man. I owe my life to David. H is a god among humans and nothing stands in his way of ruling the world. You must worship him by the year 2043 or else you will be cast from this earth into the gates of hell itself. Fear for your life, for there is no mercy in a world ruled by David.

*2043*
David: "I am David Dennett and you WILL worship me !!"
Foolish human: "No way!"
*David dropkicks him to hell*
David: "Think twice about that one."
Wise human: "I will worship you and give you my life!"
*wise human leans over to friend*
Wise human: "I sure wouldn't want to mess with David Dennett."

by meanpeen1212 June 6, 2019

Davidism

A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.

Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.

by DAB#2 June 15, 2019