crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.

1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!

by hangus77 March 28, 2009

crap app

An mobile app you only play while taking a dump.

Stanislaw was on the shitter for two hours playing Draw Something. It's a total crap app.

by levine2112 October 3, 2012

crap slap

when a person shits in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face

Hey dude, did you see Janey today?
-Yeah, she got crap slapped. ewww
-Yeah poop all up on her face!

by Conglomo Cikiriyte January 23, 2004

crap hole

Where poop comes from.

Aww man, that taco i ate earlier burned my crap hole!

by Brockman September 15, 2003

crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

crap-o-matic

Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat

That dude is crap-o-matic.

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

crap cavern

The gapping hole of your ass after being butt fucked.

You should have seen the size of Lisa's crap cavern after I fucked her.

by Cameltoe Raider January 24, 2003