Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.

Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!

by CyberNixon February 26, 2011

Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.

I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.

by Acerpacer May 8, 2015

reverse comfort

Described as you (or the person) being the one giving the comforting rather than receiving. Often a fanfiction, asmr audio, and romantic trope.

“I enjoy reading reverse comfort because I have a high emotional capacity and am able to understand other’s feelings as if they were personal.”

by ialwayseatup December 10, 2023

katon kousenka no justu has everyone living comfortable

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Zero: katon kousenka no justu has everyone living comfortable

by AUDITORIUMU February 17, 2025

Im not comfortable

If your crush says this to you when you ask her out she dose not like and is loveless

(You) “Hey I like you wanna date?”
(Crush) “Im not comfortable”

by 𝚄𝚗𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 October 7, 2022

Katon Housenka No Justu Has Everyone Living Comfortable

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Zero: Katon Housenka No Justu Has Everyone Living Comfortable

by AUDITORIUMU February 17, 2025

Miserably comfortable

Being comfortable in your own misery, whether is your mental state, your house, room, and life.

A person who is miserable but is comfortable with it.

-I know it’s a shit hole but it’s my shit hole.

-I’m miserable but I’m miserably comfortable.

by 2 pump May 6, 2021