Lethal Cocktail

A combination of, but not limited to, Adderall, Vyvanse, Cocaine, Marijuana, and Percocet. These ingredients must be ingested within one hellacious night, often proceeded by playing unheard-of amounts of guitar, to be considered a true "Lethal Cocktail."

Dear lord man.. that lethal cocktail almost killed us.

What did we just fucking do? That'd be a lethal cocktail bro.

by Dick Ironhammer November 1, 2010

Mixed Cocktail

When too gay male lovers, fax the pope into a wash rag, and leave the rag out for a week. Later once opening the rag, the semen has mixed together into a dry crusty material.

NUBS and I beat our meat into a dirty dish rag, making a mixed cocktail.

by Boxiom1 July 20, 2008

Cocktail Of Death

The Cocktail Of Death is the last resort. If you need to work through the night to finish something so vital you are willing to risk death. The Cocktail Of Death is made by opening a Mega Monster and pouring a 5 Hour energy in it.

(WARNING: DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!! YOU COULD DIE!!! DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!!).

Jake: Jase, pray for me.
Jase: Man what's wrong??
Jake: I need to finish a 29 more page on my research paper, its due in 10 hours...
Jase: NOO you can't its not worth it!!!
Jake: I have to dang-it I need its power. I need the Cocktail Of Death.
Jase: *In tears*

Jake: If something happens to me, tell my family I loved them.

by Makslacker March 1, 2015

flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.

Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.

by kajoe December 11, 2009

shrimp cocktail

How a woman refers to a first-time lover with a less-than-average endowment.

Gina: "How was your date?" Alexandra: "Conversation over dinner was awesome but later I was severely disappointed when he shed his Calvins and served me up a shrimp cocktail."

by machBailz May 16, 2007

Molotov Cocktail

Lean (purple drank) with some hotsauce in it

1- "Yo, let's make a molotov cocktail, cuh"
2- "Fa Sho, I'll get the Tobasco and we'll get blowed up"

by KrackuhAce June 23, 2006

cocktail weenie

Any person with abnormally shaped toes. Short, fat, and round (sometimes even slightly square shaped), these toes resemble little cocktail weenies like those served at a party, especailly when sunburnt.

(sometimes sometimes referred to as a Teki as well)

Whoa look at Cocktail Weenie over there, those toes look just like miniature hot dogs!

by Trail_Mix2 March 4, 2009