I was having second thoughts about going down on her because she had the flu.. but as i did, her cooter ca choo'ed in my face.
by Thetrollzomlex April 29, 2014

“Ca La Mario” este atunci cand vrei sa dai mana cu cineva calumea. Nu e un dat de mana normal, mainile formeaza un X
by papusoi April 10, 2023

An ignorant Shill. Someone who vehemently supports the chi-fi brand KZ after they were caught putting dummy electronics in their hybrid and tribrid IEMs. Pretends to be an audiophile, but only uses hype words and excuses because they only read audio reviews by other shills. Regularly posted affiliate links before the scandal came to light, but denies being a shill for the company KZ.
by mentat March 10, 2022

by Oakley_boy February 18, 2023

by gnostic3 February 1, 2020

Basically, the devil wouldn't live here. I highly would NOT recommend young girls to take public transportation in this city. I was sexually assaulted twice (once on the bus and once at the bus stop). Two grown men came up to me on the bus and gave me a flyer saying that they are looking for an "investor." I also have been harassed and stalked multiple times living here. Men would ask me if I need a ride. Another time, a random man kept telling me that he could get me a job. Plus, there was a serial rapist near the college that I attended (Bakersfield College). Thankfully, he was caught. It is affordable but there are simply too many sexual predators. There are way too many homeless people. In addition, it gets super hot in the summer. The air quality is trash. It takes away years from your life. You can save a lot of money by living here but just make sure you live in the good areas. Buy a gun. Know how to use it. People frequently steal amazon packages. Make sure you get a ring camera because people may try to break into your home. Do not accept rides from anyone! Don't live in east Bakersfield. That's basically the ghetto. You're welcome! Stay safe. ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜
by ILivedInBakersfield March 17, 2024
