Blobbified

In the state of being blobbed (when you are feeling like a ball of something that doesnt exist) because of feeling low;depressed.

Dude,Im feeling so blobbified because of a girl dumping me the other day.

by Larry Allen Orban III October 6, 2003

bloby cock

when you cannot get an erection, your sex parter might find that it is deceiving when they receive that action. you must reasure them that you have "bloby cock" and it might make them feel better.

1.We cannot have sex when you have a bloby cock
2.My bloby cock cannot erect
3.Is you penis a bloby cock?

by Mr.BigBoy August 9, 2009

Blobitch

A blobitch is a person who bitches how everything blows. Typically, a blobitch walks slowly, eats a lot, and says "that blows". A blobitch also contradicts everything you say just to be a bitch. Also, a blobitch always thinks he is right, and even if proven wrong, he will still not admit to his fault in judgment and taunt how he is still correct just because he says so.

Example 1
You: Hey, this sandwich is really good.
Blobitch: No it isn't, it fucking blows.
You: Don't be a fucking Blobitch!

Example 2
You: I just got a new car, I love it and am totally satisfied with it.
Blobitch: Your new car fucking blows, and you hate it.
You: Shut the fuck up you Blobitch!

by Snorky7777 September 21, 2010

blobvious

When it is obvious that a girl is on the blob

"Wow that girl is well moody!"
"Yeah pretty blobvious really"

by Gitwitch September 11, 2011

Blobbit

A black hobbit

The blobbit found a village in the shire, free of racial discrimination. He/she was content.

by Don cheadle October 24, 2012

blobkabob

A lazy bum, who does nothing all day’

I’ve been such a blobkabob during quarantine ngl!

by NinoB2005 July 1, 2020

bloblem

Created my the Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth

Bloblem is much like the word problem but for blobs which she was inspired to paint on a box for her nail polish by her video she made in collage

No bloblem!

by .H_.I. March 6, 2021