Change Bladders

To urinate, pee

Bitch drank so much it's time for her to change bladders

by Saabio January 21, 2015

golden blunderbus

Comes from the base of flooding the cave, but after peeing in the butt she farts it right back atcha like a golden shower

my gf wanted me to flood her cave but then she golden blunderbus'd me and ruined the sheets

by TheBastard Sun March 29, 2015

bander

someone whos cool and in the band. often may play the flute, clarinet, or drums. the only 3 instuments needed because FLUTES HAVE THE SAME PART AS TRUMPETS! except for our solos. nobody cares about any of the brass instuments cause they all stink of smelly gym socks.

Woah!! Did you just see those banders walk past?

by Pinky98788 March 25, 2008

Bandera Texas

A small terrible town located in south Texas life here is dull and boring unless you enjoy endless hours of riding horses or smoking endless amounts of weed. The people are boring,plain,judgmental and close minded. The town is full of ugly people who enjoy acting like they are jesus christ they also enjoy being two faced. Moving here is like moving into any other red neck town..life revolves around church being a hypocrite and just being well...an ass

Oh yeah don't move here if you have an opinion those are extremely rejected in this town
So pretty much unless your great great great great grandfather lived here and you family has ever since living here is not recommended

"Wow that town is terrible..its just like Bandera Texas!"

by Hobo149 December 15, 2012

banana blender

bizzy d...not only does this mean a slutty hoe bag, but it also means a the act of a female/male putting their partner's penis in her/his mouth a moving her/his head to apply shaking to the penis(like a blender)...thankyou for that experience bizzy d!

I want my first banana blender to be from a redhead..they're so hot!

by Mark Jr April 21, 2004

blonderexia

Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.

My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.

by bobco August 3, 2008

frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

by mynameismark September 1, 2005