sea of bitterness

A long depressing book that shouldn't be forced upon poor students to study and write long droll essays on...

"I've been assigned a sea of bitterness. Here comes long sleepless nights again...."

by MMX November 23, 2013

carpet biter

a lesbian...usually the 'Fluff' rather than the 'Butch' (See also "Flannel Shirt")

You could tell that Debbie and Veronica are hot for each other....They're both a couple of notorious carpet biters.

by Velos April 11, 2004

Bitterwoman

Just like a bitterman, only female

The bitterwoman in the paper who insisted on denegrating the unemployed for seeking and using benefits are every bit as sour as her bitterman companions.

by Twin of Henry Rollins January 22, 2011

Bitterfinger

The lingering smell and taste of a finger after it's been removed from somebody's anus.

Guy 1: I can't believe you stuck your finger in her ass dude!

Guy 2: Yeah, let us smell it!

Guy 3: Nobody better lay a finger on my Bitterfinger!

by Mr. Pimento December 9, 2011

Bitterball

"Bouncing" the Bitterball is to repeatedly email or text a friend, complaining about a recent breakup or betrayal. It usually involves "defriending" and painful details of cruel or hateful acts on the part of the "other half" of the breakup.

Sorry for bouncing the Bitterball at you again - but she just defriended me on FB and dumped more of my stuff on the front lawn! Can she hate me any MORE?

by Syntaxpolice July 18, 2012

bittercrisp

A portmanteau of bitter and crisp, it is a flavor to describe beer that is both bitter and crisp. Inspired from the word bittersweet.

Hey, have you tried Alpine's Hoppy Birthday? That bittercrisp flavor explodes in your mouth!

by rusk00ta September 10, 2012

Bitstreaming

The passive or active act of 'indulgent' programming your mind with useless information, often just for pleasure's sake, but also knowing this steers your mind in ways that helps evolve you as a person, and resolves questions as you sleep - knowing your mind will process and absorb it later. This has the net effect of molding you and your personality, thoughts, and values as you grow 'wiser' and more mature.

1) So what did you do last night? Oh, I was on Youtube last night just bitstreaming away...

2) I bitstreamed an entire encyclopedia last night, and then the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, maybe I'm a bit more prepared to handle that pesky English teacher!

by Brian Scott Gregory November 3, 2012