The Bingo Master

The Bingo Master is an ancient bingo who loves bingo, and is also the greatest bingo player of all time. The Bingo Master is a mysterious and powerful being only called upon when bingo is played. The Bingo Master is neither a boy or a girl, it know no gender, only bingo. The Bingo Master is incredibly powerful.

The Bingo Master is so cool and mysterious!

by Wallemlover November 12, 2020

Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.

“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”

by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020

69 Bingo

Your retired communitie's classic game of Bingo with a moist twist. Players are commonly spotted pulling up with the cam slappin', pussy wagon Grand Marque. A handicap tag visible, pocket full of Cialis and the fragrant scent of prune juice.

My Grandpa and Grandma love playing 69 Bingo when the kiddos are away.

by Gavin "Marquis" Davis March 18, 2022

play the banjo with

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".

Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

blanket banana brown bingo

The gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without pissing allover yourself or anyone else nearby.

Brian: "Why are you all wet"
Steve: "I just finished playing Blanket Banana Brown Bingo. I lost."

by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

Bible Name Bingo

When someone asks for ideas for a name for a baby or pet, get the Bible and your favorite book with characters (if your favorite is a series, get a book from the series). For each round open each book to a random spot and write down the first name you spot. (Disclude the names Jesus, God, Lucifer and Satan). After you play as many rounds as you want, choose the names you think would be best to give to the name givers.

Mom: Your cousin is having a baby, and wants some name ideas
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.

by foodboy96 February 21, 2017

roast beef banjo

female masturbation

She was strumming her roast beef banjo.

by OFCAC February 27, 2017