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Baelfyre

/Bayl-fire/(Noun)1.) A word not used in polite company used to refer to the Apocalypse 2.) A profane interjection.
2.) "Holy Baelfyre! We're All Gonna DIE"
by Sirisness March 9, 2007
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dry bagel

Two people having sex with clothes on. AKA Dry humping.
We were dry bageling all night, no fluids were exchanged.
by becky April 12, 2005
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Vagina-Bagel

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.
What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.
by The Deele Real December 26, 2009
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Bagel Bowl

When a group of men circle around a bagel and the last person to ejaculate on it has to eat it. Can also be used with a biscuit "Biscuit Game".
Hey, me and some friends are going to go to the Bagel Bowl, wanna come?
by Simone Devin November 12, 2010
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Indonesian Bagel Bust

When you pop an asscherry in extreme heat. The O ringis so hot it's dry and toasted, the resulting aftermath looks like kaya (an Indonesian jam) spread over a bagel.
Damn man, I assfucked the missus for the first time while on vacation in Florida, during a heat wave. Ended up having an Indonesian Bagel Bust for brunch.
by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009
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bagel hole

The hole of a bagel that is licked by people like extra cream cheese on their bagels. Bagel holes come in all different sizes and each size reflects how a person can lick the bagel hole. Sometimes a bagel hole is used to describe a person who gets licked by other people or someone who is a total loser.
your such a bagel hole, hey i would love to lick her bagel hole, your such a bagel hole whore, can i put some cream cheese in your bagel hole?, sometimes i like to put extra cream cheese in my bagel hole so that when i eat the bagel and the cream cheese gets squeezed into the bagel hole i can lick it out
by the real bagel April 14, 2011
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Bagel burn

When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick
Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling
by Yennadouble$ June 7, 2018
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