balloons

Another name for breasts.

The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!

by CDSmith1967 July 6, 2006

Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.

I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.

by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014

balloon tickler

A large hairy German who likes to rub balloons on his nipples while yodeling, this is usually done in a tub of jagermeister.

"Hey is that David Hasselhof?" "Yeah it is, he's such a balloon tickler."

by Fuckie the drunk clown May 18, 2014

ballooned

When a person gains a substantial amount of weight to the point that they begin to resemble a spherical balloon figure.

Wow, Ellie has ballooned since she got a new partner. She used to be stick thin!

by Wordo534 April 21, 2018

Bailoo1

A mega pedo and mega virgin, who has been known to groom kids around the streets of St Bees. Many watch and stare when they see this neek, as he is known to foul on the floor when he feels sexually excited. He is often compared to Jimmy Saville and Jeffrey Epstein. He is currently banned from china for 13 counts of noncery and 5 counts of kidnap and torture via 1975 grocery store music. To be called Bailoo1 is the worlds biggest insult.

Boy 1: "who is that creep talking to your little sister?"
Boy 2: "oh, that's just bailoo1 the local nonce"

by Thekingofbritain August 26, 2022

baby balloons

balls

Lick my baby balloons.

by julibra August 5, 2008

race balloon

An imaginary balloon attached to all people who make racist, discriminatory, or stereotypical comments; or those who just mix up racism with personal qualms in order to garner political support and unleash the horde of sensationalist media pack-dogs on you, regardless of how true the claims might be or how racist the person who the comments or accusations are directed towards.

For every "bs", racist, stereotypical, or discriminatory comment such a person makes, the imaginary race balloon fills up yet a little more until your balloon is filled up with so much greed, false pride, deceit, immaturity, and selfishness that you are lifted away forevermore to new heights of stupidity, conceit, and self-hate.

Saying somebody has their balloon tied down means they are able to keep their racist or discriminatory comments to a minimum

María: Johnny why do you always have to be such a racist

Johnny: yeah, well, your always stereotyping us American white guys.

Lisa: both of your race balloons are so filled up so much right now that your going to have be tied down!

Johnny: What about your race balloon, Lisa?

Lisa: Yeah, I know I´m racist but I tied myself down long ago.

by legalpwn July 29, 2009