A mega pedo and mega virgin, who has been known to groom kids around the streets of St Bees. Many watch and stare when they see this neek, as he is known to foul on the floor when he feels sexually excited. He is often compared to Jimmy Saville and Jeffrey Epstein. He is currently banned from china for 13 counts of noncery and 5 counts of kidnap and torture via 1975 grocery store music. To be called Bailoo1 is the worlds biggest insult.
Boy 1: "who is that creep talking to your little sister?"
Boy 2: "oh, that's just bailoo1 the local nonce"
Boy 2: "oh, that's just bailoo1 the local nonce"
by Thekingofbritain August 26, 2022
The biggest slimy nonce to ever roam this planet. Preys on mini Chinese girls who look like they are nine years old and lubes his peperami of a penis up with hemp oil to numb his dick so he can last over 2 seconds. If you ever feel like you are a lowlife shitter of a human, just remember Bailoo1 is requesting tissues off his mum to wipe the cum off his sticky cock while laughing at impoverished Chinese citizens.
Watch out, Bailoo1 is about. Get your children inside or they will have had a new ring ripped into them
by AvidStBeesPrivateSchoolHater August 26, 2022