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Barbie tampons

by Step lupid March 26, 2021
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barbie girll

Hiya, Barbie
Hi, Ken
You want to go for a ride?
Sure, Ken
Jump in
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere…
IM A BARBIE GIRLL IN A BARBIE WORLDDD
by DYLANSWIFE March 18, 2021
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Dibs On The Barbie

name of the iconic dish in "Zim's Outback Steakhouse" of a smoked smartass lying flat on a plate with his ribs showing off and covered in BBQ sauce.
"this episode contains some smoky Dibs, it might be scary for vegans."
*screen fades in and zooms into a "Dibs On The Barbie" to the Gracie Films jingle*
Zim: hello there, to day i will be teaching you how to cook some crispy n' smoky "Dibs On The Barbie"!
by the German Horse Worder February 25, 2023
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Barbie Flopteza

She is an illuminati robot made secretly by the government. She was designed to destroy Bea Godnene's long career and take over the universe along with Jean Irene Garcia and Jeongyeon Locsin.
Barbie Flopteza is a kween.
by Beautifulbeech1989 November 1, 2021
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Boy Barbie

Boy Barbie is one on Ken Car$on’s multiple nickname’s
Ken Car$on: She got too attached now Boy Barbie don’t want nothin’ from her
by YamiiVFX May 5, 2022
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Scheme barbie

A Dirty Blonde Council Estate Women , Who Would Sleep With Anyone Usually Has A Big Pair Of Council Lips To Go With The Look , Usually Filth
Look At The Scheme Barbie Probably Wants Her Cunt Licked
by Cunted March 1, 2023
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Bullshit Barbie

Bullshit Barbie continued to spout covid disinformation
by ranvar September 3, 2022
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