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Beached Whale

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
by tboners January 4, 2012
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Beached Whale

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.
"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."
by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017
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backed up

adj. strong or musculer
by Ghetto Fab July 26, 2003
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bachelorism

Bachelorism is an a relationship status for single men who are bachelors. Bachelorism is somewhat of an epidemic that effects men who are single. The term was coined by Match.com in 2006 when they embarked on a quest to try to get single women to "cure men of bachelorism".
Match.com: Proud to support the fight against bachelorism.
by Nymosis October 28, 2006
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beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.
Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.
by JDN February 6, 2006
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bachelorina

Pretty much the same as bachelorette just said differently; a girly single woman
Shelley decided she wasn't ready for another boyfriend at the moment. She opted to be a bachelorina
by cherry_darling November 27, 2009
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Bachelor Salad

A salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread.
Bri: Man, I haven't been to the store in weeks, all I've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad.
Nick: Bachelor salad?
Bri: Spinach, vinagarette, a slice of deli meat, and a slice of cheese.
Nick: So basically a sandwich.
Bri: Without bread.
by ImaginaryRawr September 4, 2010
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