Asshat

Some who acts foolish with no intent.

Todd's an Asshat he bathed his cat in the sink again.

by Ethan Hawley January 2, 2012

Asshat

Funniest word ever.

1st person: "Dude, he's such an asshat!"
2nd person: "Pfft" *errupts in laughter* "Asshat!"

by Ms. Goldfish February 11, 2012

asshat boss

A manager/boss, typically a newcomer to an organization, who takes pleasure in juggling staff without regard for their skills or interests.

Within weeks of being hired, Mr. Lopez showed everyone what an asshat boss he was by arbitrarily making Julio, the janitor, trade positions with Mr. Webster, the physics professor.

by TexasToaster July 24, 2016

asshat

Word used only by losers.

Loser: "Asshat!"
Me: "Loser."

by Guh-eye July 16, 2008

asshumbajumba

When a black penis of over 8 inches in length is inserted into an shit-encrusted ass.

That asshumbajumba made my ass bleed.

by minguab February 3, 2007

asshat

Somebody you hate so much it is not only okay, but necessary to verbally shit all over them.

"Wow Dick, why do you keep breaking the printer on purpose? Quite being such an asshat."

by Bri Woo February 18, 2008

asshat

One who wears a hat on his ass, in case it gets cold up there on top of his shoulders. An idiot.

You, sir, will hardly hear yourself fart with such a thick wooly asshat on. Pray indulge in a little flashage.

by Et tu, Spongebob? December 14, 2008