Guh-eye's definitions

Squirms

A piece of small matter, such as "lint" or "flying worms", that is stuck in the crevice of a buttox. They are usually washed out during showers, anal facilitation and maitenance after a toilet session, or rectal picking.

Wow those wool underpants contain potential squirms.

by Guh-eye May 31, 2005

quackamalack

When someone talking is getting to the point of you wanting duct tape a "Dill" to their "Pie Hole", you see an image of their mouth violently shuddering, shrieking, and unfortunately speaking.

What a fucken quackamalack

by Guh-eye May 31, 2005

asshat

Word used only by losers.

Loser: "Asshat!"
Me: "Loser."

by Guh-eye July 16, 2008

Me

1) myself
2) author on urbandictionary.com
3) patty cake like the rest of you

Example not necessary unless you're fucken retarded

by Guh-eye July 15, 2008