Asperger's Syndrome

A very real neurological disorder, related to autism, that has been overdiagnosed to the point where genuine cases of it are no longer taken seriously.

I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome in 1993, back when hardly anyone had heard of it. Nobody has any right to say that something with which I have dealt all my life is not real.

by Erin Catherine May 1, 2008

asprin

used when hungover or when bush is making a speech abt iraq

bush wanted to send more troops to iraq today, thus increasing the usual human dosage of asprin.

by pompous August 5, 2007

Asparagus Syndrome

Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.

Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-
Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.

by Glitchx April 6, 2009

asphyxi-wank

The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.

Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.

by mongger April 8, 2006

Aspen

Aspen is the type of girl that almost always has a smile on her face. She has the prettiest eyes and hair. She is so perfect💜. She can be the saddest on some days and then then have a bright shining smile the next day. She will love you unconditionally no matter what. She accepts the flaws of others. She is very intelligent and hardworking. But DONT forget about that rockin' body of hers!😍🙏🏽 She is gorgeous in every way possible. She loves every little thing about nature. She is just perfection at its finest!❤️

Mike: Wow, did you see that Aspen girl?
Kent: Yeah, she was stunning!

by sweetheart4537 July 4, 2017

Aspergers

A social disorder under the autism spectrum. People with aspergers tend to have generally high iq's but may have trouble expressing their thoughts. They tend to excell at a few subjects and stink at others. Even those subjects that they are good at, they often can still fail at it. One with aspergers may be able to express an answer, but not how they came to it. Some can tend to get wrapped up in online video games do to the fact that they are often noted as social outcasts. One with aspergers often will have their symptoms disappear as they get older, yet may experience the same troubles. People with aspergers often may view the fine details as more important that the big picture, and pay incredibly close attension to them. They also tend to be incredibly single minded, yet not be able to acknowledge it.

EX:
It's a shame he failed this year. He got all hundreds on the tests and quizzes, but didn't turn in a single page of homework. I guess it's just his aspergers.

Aspy: doesn't the thesis make more sense if it started two sentences before, and gradually mentioned the subject over the whole article.

Teacher: Please do the assignment as instructed. It doesn't matter as much as getting it done and getting a good grade.
Aspy: but it does matter. The turn of the thesis effects the outcome of the whole article. Besides, aren't we supposed to learn, and isn't the best way to learn to change methods and try new thing?
Teacher: I know you think it matters, but if you just trust me, it really doesn't. If you want to do it on your own time, that's ok.
Aspy: *gives while speech over again*

by Gamablaze August 16, 2012

Aspie

A person (like me) with Aspergers Syndrome and probably the most creative but most socially struggling kind of person that can fit in. Also the best kind of person. Aspergers Syndrome is on the autism spectrum ASD. And if you insult us you are a stupid b***h.

Me: Hi i’m an aspie.
Random B***h: Lol autistic person, you stupid.
Me: No we better than you stupid normie.

(Mind you i’m 12 right now and we may say our age for clarification just because, so thats another aspie trait for you.

by SliceJosiah January 13, 2020