Narcissist

not me! how could i, the greatest person on the planet be a narcissist?!
oh c’mon! me? a narcissist?? i’m too awesome to be a narcissist!
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Narcissistic retaliation

A specific type of retaliation from a narcissistic person for exposing them, ignoring them, going no contact, simply saying no, thereby triggering their narcissistic tendencies etc. The narcissistic person may engage in a a smear campaign, stonewalling or even a physical attack in retaliation.
Jane engaged in narcissistic retaliation.When john tried to expose her.
by on March 01, 2025
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orbital narcissist

A revolving interaction with a narcissist, where the narcissist insists the orbital path is constructed for the narcissist.
A polar intelligence matrix existed between Joe and Sally. When Sally realized Joe signed up for the same class she built a fictitious assumption paradigm about Joe. Every time Sally saw Joe at class she thought it was about her. She was a real orbital narcissist.

Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't
by Ontological June 26, 2018
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narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).
Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.
by DVonDiesel June 21, 2022
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Martyr Narcissist

A form of Covert Narcissism commonly known as Noble Narcissism, Martyr Narcissists will appear to others initially as a helper and self-sacrificing. This behavior is often motivated by the need for admiration, acknowledgement or praise rather than actually helping the individual(s) in need. Martyr Narcissists are experts with PR in their communities and often easily fool unsuspecting people who may know them on a surface level. This type of Narcissist is considered part of covert narcissism, which is more dangerous than Overt Narcissism.

Martyr Narcissists utilize self-perceived victimhood to garner the attention of others for validation or sympathy. They may use examples of hardships as a way to elicit emotions and garner trust from strangers. Rather than being altruistic, they look for acknowledgement over efforts regardless of the outcome of the individual(s) they supposedly helped.
Sue runs a suicide prevention 501(c)(3) but is unable to provide documentation showing her organization's mission is actually effective. Most of Sue's funding goes towards her personal income. She has received acknowledgment of her efforts on a state level and in her community. Sue has many extended family members that have suicidal ideation due to her unhealthy family's abuse cycle and her active roles in perpetuating abuse dynamics. Sue also believes her ability to self-serve/help others supersedes the credentials of mental health professionals trying to help the same demographic.

Example: Sue told a child rape victim she "asked for it," because the perpetrator was Sue's adult brother. She assisted in silencing the child due to the risk of her family's reputation of severe alcoholism, repeat sexual assault/incest, and abuse becoming public. She even went so far as convincing the victim's father to donate his estate to her organization. If the public discovered the unethical behavior to this child and other family members, this would jeopardize her ability to garner sympathy for her 501(c)(3). Sue is a classic example of a highly functional Martyr Narcissist and will likely never be investigated or found out due to her ability to abuse her victims into silence. Sue uses the her public persona as a means to gaslight her victims.
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insecure narcissist

Narcissists may also display this insecurity through a tendency to be aggressive and controlling. Insecure narcissists often feel the need to dominate others, especially those they believe are weaker than themselves. Their aggressive nature is due in part to their fear of inadequacy and low self-esteem.
He can’t handle criticism, he always has to be right. He pretends to be dominant but really, he is an insecure narcissist.
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Negative narcissist

A narcissist that believes everyone is against them instead of with them. They believe everything they do is wrong, everyone hates them, and that everyone is always talking about them or talking down to them.
Oh John? Don't mind him. He thinks everyone talks crap about him even when we're talking about unicorns. He's a negative narcissist.
by Bookworm Brea April 12, 2018
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