lighltysalted's definitions

nevada

the state that’s taking too damn long to count its votes

dude nevada’s been counting they’re votes for four fucking days

by lighltysalted November 6, 2020

Green Day

a song by green day.

person one: what are you listening to?
person two: green day by green day.

by lighltysalted January 19, 2021

Joplin

a terrible city in missouri that got fucked over by an ef5 tornado in 2011, the only reason that anyone cares about it.

i’m from joplin, missouri, sadly.

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Cheddar

an extremely stupid and fat orange cat.

cheddar you fatass!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Edison

a bitchy and stupid black cat.

stop hissing, edison!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Catnip

a polite, calm, collected, and very fluffy black cat that purrs very loud.

catnip’s so polite!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Mocha

a skittish, but very smart and sweet tabby cat that loves head scratches.

stop opening the pantry, mocha!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022