Edison

a bitchy and stupid black cat.

stop hissing, edison!

by lighltysalted August 03, 2022

Charlatan

kent hovind.

kent hovind is a charlatan.

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022

nevada

the state that’s taking too damn long to count its votes

dude nevada’s been counting they’re votes for four fucking days

by lighltysalted November 06, 2020

Ooer

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by lighltysalted August 11, 2022

Darth Vader

the sith lord, formerly know as anakin skywalker, that killed the younglings at the jedi temple.

henceforth, you shall be known as darth vader.

by lighltysalted February 14, 2022

Mocha

a skittish, but very smart and sweet tabby cat that loves head scratches.

stop opening the pantry, mocha!

by lighltysalted August 03, 2022

Bruno

someone who we’re gonna keep talking about just to piss off the encanto fans.

“we don’t talk about bruno”? shut the fuck up!

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022