12 definitions by lighltysalted

Edison

a bitchy and stupid black cat.

stop hissing, edison!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Green Day

a song by green day.

person one: what are you listening to?
person two: green day by green day.

by lighltysalted January 19, 2021

Narcissist

not me! how could i, the greatest person on the planet be a narcissist?!

oh c’mon! me? a narcissist?? i’m too awesome to be a narcissist!

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022

Darth Vader

the sith lord, formerly know as anakin skywalker, that killed the younglings at the jedi temple.

henceforth, you shall be known as darth vader.

by lighltysalted February 14, 2022

Catnip

a polite, calm, collected, and very fluffy black cat that purrs very loud.

catnip’s so polite!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Joplin

a terrible city in missouri that got fucked over by an ef5 tornado in 2011, the only reason that anyone cares about it.

i’m from joplin, missouri, sadly.

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Charlatan

kent hovind.

kent hovind is a charlatan.

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022