Edison

a bitchy and stupid black cat.

stop hissing, edison!

by lighltysalted August 03, 2022

Joplin

a terrible city in missouri that got fucked over by an ef5 tornado in 2011, the only reason that anyone cares about it.

i’m from joplin, missouri, sadly.

by lighltysalted August 03, 2022

Charlatan

kent hovind.

kent hovind is a charlatan.

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022

Cheddar

an extremely stupid and fat orange cat.

cheddar you fatass!

by lighltysalted August 03, 2022

Ooer

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hdurhtbduw ooer 7276;!!

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022

Narcissist

not me! how could i, the greatest person on the planet be a narcissist?!

oh c’mon! me? a narcissist?? i’m too awesome to be a narcissist!

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022

Darth Vader

the sith lord, formerly know as anakin skywalker, that killed the younglings at the jedi temple.

henceforth, you shall be known as darth vader.

by lighltysalted February 14, 2022