lighltysalted's definitions

Catnip

a polite, calm, collected, and very fluffy black cat that purrs very loud.

catnip’s so polite!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Cheddar

an extremely stupid and fat orange cat.

cheddar you fatass!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Bruno

someone who we’re gonna keep talking about just to piss off the encanto fans.

“we don’t talk about bruno”? shut the fuck up!

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022

Darth Vader

the sith lord, formerly know as anakin skywalker, that killed the younglings at the jedi temple.

henceforth, you shall be known as darth vader.

by lighltysalted February 14, 2022

nevada

the state that’s taking too damn long to count its votes

dude nevada’s been counting they’re votes for four fucking days

by lighltysalted November 6, 2020

Mocha

a skittish, but very smart and sweet tabby cat that loves head scratches.

stop opening the pantry, mocha!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Narcissist

not me! how could i, the greatest person on the planet be a narcissist?!

oh c’mon! me? a narcissist?? i’m too awesome to be a narcissist!

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022