Wattpad

AO3 but somehow even hornier.

Person 1: Name one website hornier than AO3.
Person 2: It’s edgy cousin Wattpad.

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 20, 2022

Wattpad Fuck

When a hoe fucks another hoe while writing a wattpad about fucking that hoe at the same time because suzi sheep told them they have Writer's Talent and they should use that shit for the greater good of fucked up wattpad readers

suzi sheep and peppa pig were Wattpad Fucking under a hot dog stand

by no brayn May 5, 2023

wattpad dick

A person who has a dick 15 inches or more

"Dude Jerry has a wattpad dick"

by TeaTimeEXE June 18, 2023

Wattpadding

Wattpadding is the act of saying something unironically that would only be found in a Wattpad story or with someone that you really trust acting cringe and weird around.

P1:I guess what I'm trying to say is..
P2:STOP WATTPADDING

(Not in a relationship)
P1:You're so cute when you're mad
P2:Don't Wattpad me.

by Dementiapatient June 24, 2023

WATTOBA

from "What a time to be alive." Common exclamation of Károly Zsolnai-Fehér of 2-minute papers fame. Often used as an expression of awe at new tech/science or ironically in the face of horrible things that are out of your power to change. Esp useful for filling the space in a conversation created when you share something so epically impressive or depressing that it lowkey stuns the conversation for a second.

Me: They just came up with a chemical cocktail to reverse human aging, I sure hope this doesn't lead to immortal Boomers.

The other lad: WATTOBA.

by ralpho222 July 19, 2023

Wattpad

A place full of disgusting fanfictions targetted towards mostly tween/teen girls.

They write fanfiction about real people, fictional characters, etc.

They often write disgusting fanfictions that fetishize rape, abuse, etc. and they treat rape like a sexy thing, rather than the horrifying thing it is.

Wattpad

Wattpad

by WhydoievenexistFML August 5, 2023

Juno Watt

The most-talked about celeb of 2009... everyone's talking to her on their cellphones... in TV interviews... can't resist mentioning her to their friends...

'Juno Watt ? I think I may be pregnant...'

'Juno Watt ? I got tickets for Mariah's tour...

by mikroth December 12, 2009