wee calf

The punchline of a Scottish joke. Wee calf sounds like week off when they Scottish say it because of the slang they commonly use

Why did the cow go on holiday

-because it had a wee calf

by Bum chum 64 February 7, 2018

wee han

scottish mama moo dickass saxy poopoo head . Very very gay asshole who loves sex cheese.

Wee han roux gimme gay cheese sex

Mmmm ass

by Mama moo popular Bieber Scott October 31, 2019

Wee dankle

Meaning little fat man.

My brother is wee dankle

by Singway November 26, 2019

wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.

Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...

by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022

wee unit

(west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.

did you see that wee unit?

or

Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.

by dogpish July 28, 2010

wee waah

1. A word I've heard used like once in replacement for "penis"
2. A Town in New South Wales, Australia. Yes. Really.

"Daddy, Stop touching my wee waah"
"I went to Wee Waah last month, it was great"

by Sky Katten Reiter August 19, 2017

Wee Tan

When someone is taking a piss or you are taking a piss and you get sprayed by it

Man, I was so desperate for a piss, that I squatted over the loo seat and pushed out my wee quicker than intended and it sprayed all over my legs resulting in a Wee Tan

by Superhotlondongal October 14, 2015