It's Wednesday

Saying used to explain why you're being less active or more quiet than usual.

Hot waitress at Hubbard's, "So why are you guys being so quiet today?"

Bowser (as he ogles her voluptuous breasts which apparently rendered him semi-comatose), "It's Wednesday."

Hot waitress, "Oh."

by BBoE May 2, 2006

no later than a Puerto Rican wednesday

This term means that something must be done quickly. As fast as possible, but without making any great attempts to finish the task. Typically, the task is not something of great importance, but it is also something that can be put off indefinitely.

I need the water bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.

by Bobby Teenager July 8, 2006

Ash Wednesday

A religious day in Catholicism in which ash is placed on the foreheads to symbolize that we were made from ash and to ash we will become.

I went to Ash Wednesday last week

by Earl March 8, 2004

Ash Wednesday

When a girl lays flat on her back and a man stands ,preferably squats, down and puts his dick in the girls mouth while he takes a shit on her forehead and then rubs it in after the girl has sucked him off...

AH shit bro i just walked in on my dad giving my mom an Ash Wednesday

by Raunchy Bill February 16, 2010

sheffield wednesday band

Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!

Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?

by crazy joe August 10, 2004

Ash Wednesday

The act of deliberately putting a cigarette out on the forehead of an opponent.

The next time that son of a bitch Bob rats me out to my girlfriend, he's getting an Ash Wednesday and a pair of Irish Sunglasses!

by colinzz July 31, 2011

wetness

Another name for a female's vagina or pussy.

Man, that sex was whacked--when my length entered her wetness--wooee!

by Sean May 8, 2004