Whale watching

The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.

I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin

by NakedTyler January 7, 2013

clock watcher

someone at work or school who pays too much attention to the time

The kid is a total clock watcher.

by Light Joker May 21, 2007

Junk Watcher

A girl who is caught looking at a man's package on a consistent basis

Yusef: How come everytime I see her she lookin at my package?
Dixon: That's cause she a little junk watcher.

by varrod April 18, 2010

Watchiman

How Dominicans say Watch man.
The person that is looking over your house in DR when your in New York

Jose: Mira Watchiman, dejame entrar a esa casa!
Watchiman: Mira coñaso soy relajo para ti estupido!?

by Estefany June 13, 2007

Watch Out

When people say some dumb shit to you that you don’t want no part of

Hey I’m tryna talk to you , bro watch out

by A'marri Bell May 13, 2019

cocky watchman

A Liverpool term for an 'old fashioned' type security guard employed to patrol education premises, building sites, etc. Usually these men were well past retirement and cheap employment for the local authorities

Do a runner, here comes the cocky watchman!

by Grozzee February 29, 2012

So we can both watch tv?

A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.

male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?

by drummer120uck October 3, 2009