Weiner dog

THE BEST FUCKING DOG TO EVER EXIST

THEY ARE SO CUTE

person 1: do you like my weiner dog?
Person 2: ew those stupid walking hotdogs? I think not
Person1: get out of my house.

by Sh1t_eater August 20, 2021

weiner burn

When, due to prolonged sex acts, your dick becomes a chafed nightmare.

After that swinger session Paul had the worst weiner burn.

by DrTandtheWomen August 11, 2016

Weiner bros

Kissing the same girl as one of your friends.

You missed Liz too? We're Weiner Bros!!!

by Beercules_Bro May 8, 2018

Weiner Mitten

The area between a woman's breasts.

Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.

by The Chris G. January 22, 2008

Double weiner

It's when a man straps a dildo to his penis and gives her the double weiner.

Hey honey, I can't wait for the double weiner you're going to give me tonight after dinner.

by Jimmu crack corn May 23, 2016

Weiner Roll

Weiner Roll

"How'd you sleep last night Doug"?
Weiner Rolled Bob...I tossed and turn all night like a weiner cooking at Circle K

by weinersmakeyousmile November 22, 2018

barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

by barney bros March 6, 2020