wacked off

getting a handjob, being jerked off.

"man, some chick wacked off a guy right next to me, sick shit"

wacked off by tooms July 30, 2008

Decatur Wankerchief 

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.

Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief

Decatur Wankerchief by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009

wankerdoodle 

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.

Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.

wankerdoodle by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006

you bloody wanker 

This is a term that translates into " You are a stupid american." or "You are a stupid fucker." (Mostly used by british people.)

"Get out of the way you bloody little wanker!"

you bloody wanker by Amanda May 13, 2005

wankers cramp 

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis

"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"

wankers cramp by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

wankers' rickets 

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.

"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"

wankers' rickets by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

Wankerd 

To drink too much alcohol

I went out & got well "WANKERD" last night

Wankerd by Dj Lien June 10, 2003