Ghetto Vomit

This is what comes out of your boss' mouth (usually an African-American from the Pine Bluff, AR area) when they are giving you an entirely undeserved ass-chewing. Paying attention to what he is actually saying is optional, because even if you do listen, you won't understand it.

Yo, man, Johnson was spewing some ghetto vomit at me in his office this morning

by Squirrelly Wrath October 28, 2006

clam vomit

What robots dip their chicken strips in. It it preferred over motor oil.

chunky monkey: "Ewww, not motor oil. I thought you said clam vomit. Robots love it!"

by space22 May 19, 2008

Turkey vomit

The loud protracted sound made when forcefully vomiting. Normally associated with drunken young males.

Must a good night could hear you Turkey vomit from the other side of the house.

by Karlabrit January 7, 2015

rainbow vomit

When a special snowflake tells you what they are offended about and or you should be offended too.

Also vomiting rainbows

I can't even go to my beloved NYC without a special snowflake rainbow vomiting in my direction

by Pup Shepard June 1, 2018

This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.

For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018

mental vomit

A term to describe how you felt when you saw something that you hated, but had to put up with and/or couldn't mention, usu. because it belongs to a friend.
Used in bitching, can be abbreviated as in (b), for text/shorthand speech.
Note- not for when soemthing ACTUALLY makes you feel sick.

' Linda's handbag mad me mentally vomit, but she was wearing it all day.'

(b)Linda's bag-mental vomit!

by 118robotrobot November 24, 2007

Penile Vomit

Verb: A particularly strong, and often potent ejaculation of semen, typically dispensed from teh penis, onto the face of a (preferably) female cumcepticle.

Derrivation: See dick spit

The word cannot and should not be used as a noun. Ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of Jupiter.

Cassius: I was puss-fucking Alexia the other night, when I'd finished with her lower frontal cock cabinet I sprayed penile vomit into her face, bitch was furious dude!

Demetrius: Epic lolz @ her face.

Cassius: I know dude, I sex-pwnd that fuck/cum-recepticle. I even took a photo an sent it to that ho's mom.

Demetrius: You iz one sick cunt-punisher!

Cassius: Tru fax.

by noiizntgotbttnxfraxingbtch December 20, 2010