vietnamese

Closet perverts with a fondness for hard liquor.

Friend: Hey are you coming to my birthday party?
Typical Vietnamese such as myself: Is there gonna be porn and booze?

by The Token Bitch September 11, 2006

good morning vietnam

When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"

The date was going pretty well till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam

by roto March 28, 2004

Good Morning Vietnam

its a thick aired morning after a drunk night with plenty of swearing and fights.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.

everybody minding their business.

you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

Vietnam shuffle

when your having sex with a female doggy style, you reach around and yank on her pubic hair. When she looks up at you and screams in pain, u puke in her mouth and hightail outta there.

I was fucking my ex jane when i pulled a vietnam shuffle on her.

by Evol777 January 5, 2008

Vietnam Combo

Phrase used to describe extremely hot and humid weather, such as the jungles of Vietnam, where it is 100F and 100% rH (relative humidity). These conditions present an intolerable combination, where the body is unable to cool off by evaporation of sweat because of 100% humidity. This can result in heat stroke and possibly death.

This summer's fixing to be one long Vietnam Combo...

by X2v34S July 16, 2010

viennese bronze

When your gay male lover hums a waltz as he rims you; preferably you have recently defecated without wiping

Last night I paid $95 for a Viennese Bronze

by eBayLover69 October 25, 2013

Vietnamese Rub

Sex maneuver in which a man gets a hand job from a VERY old woman.

Hey, your grandmother knows how to bake cookies and deliver a good Vietnamese rub.

by SilvaBlitz February 5, 2014