Maple Valley

A city in the Northwest in which everyone thinks would be a adequate place to live, but in reality is the worst choice. Located near Seattle, you would think it's a great tourist place, but they have nothing to show. The students are high, their grades are low, and the only time they actually care about is "t-shirt time" and 4:20.

Person #1: I'm from Maple Valley.
Person #2: Oh dude, I'm sorry.
Person #1: Yah, I get that a lot.

by tahomo 4 lyfe February 3, 2012

Cedar Valley Mugshots

Cedar Valley Mugshots is a Facebook service page that concentrates public information of criminal activity in Iowa's Cedar Valley region into an easy to read social-media format that notifies viewers as the mugshots are posted. Most of the crime reported is in Black Hawk County and surrounding areas. As always, arrest is NOT an indication of guilt.

"Randy Gunderson sure destroyed that ped defender on Cedar Valley Mugshots."

by Dir. Fury September 13, 2013

smithson valley middle school

Smithson valley middle school is the middle school equivalent of used tape. Practically scum of the earth, although we are a very diverse community. We have the classic hangover bunch who are never actually drunk but somehow hungover anyways, we have the stoner kids (enough said) the fake stoner kids who don't even smoke weed but everyone seems to think they do. We have the confederate generals, who pick on the gay group at school and yell about trumps p**** Incident all day (this also includes the majority of the teachers) and lastly we have the rest who truly could not give a single fu•k about anything.

Mom:why did you get kicked out of smithson valley middle school
Kid:because Im a liberal

by Jmd.roast January 24, 2017

Nature's Valley Granola Bars

The candy bar of health food

Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."

by Adheesive June 14, 2008

Hudson Valley

A region of New York State. While it technically could mean everything in the Bronx to Albany corridor, people who identify with this region are those who live just past the NY suburbs but relatively close to the city, typically in Dutchess, Ulster, Orange, or Putnam County. Poughkeepsie could be said to be the capital of the Hudson Valley region.

Everyone from this region thinks they are from "Po-town" (Poughkeepsie). Kind of like how everyone in Westchester thinks they are from the Bronx or Yonkers when they really live in Scarsdale.

by YO Man July 27, 2004

Huntingdon Valley

A sheltered bubble just outside of Philadelphia, PA. This is not to be confused with any location INSIDE Philadelphia, PA.

They have only 3 schools there; a single elementary school, a middle school, and a small high school. This is without including Bryn Athyn, an even smaller community and even more of an isolated bubble located within the slightly larger but still really small bubble that is Huntingdon Valley.

HV features a surprisingly high Jewish population, a virtually non-existent crime-rate, and no valleys or mountains whatsoever.

The top addictions in the city: Uggs, texting, facebook, and getting kicked out of school dances.

A "Where are you from?"

B "Oh, I'm from Huntingdon Valley"

A "Where's that?"

B "Uh, it's like in Philly"

C "LMAO. Uh, no"

by LM '10 March 18, 2009

Seneca Valley High School

high school in the MCPS area. known for FOOTBALL and being 13th (or somthing) most diverse school in the virginia, maryland, delaware area. ( ya look who were up against.. damascus HA) break down of population~
30%- popped collar simple plan loving preps.
30%- G-unit wannabes
15%- latino fanatics
10%- cool rock people
5%- burn outs
10%-other
so there we are.

Prep- oh my good God. i must get a dooney and bourke purse
gangster- woah hoe. shut the fuck up
latino- por que?
rocker- (strumming guitar)
burn out- duuuude where am i?
other- woot woot ahhhh beep
so there we are.

by kill boy power head May 13, 2005