twitcrew

the twitcrew is formed by a bunch of derp kids who are best friends, who plays games together and cry over dangan ronpa

i dont know what to write here but da twitcrew is the best

i am the best by 2ne1 starts playing

by celestia ludenberg February 3, 2013

Twatchling

Infant version of a bitch twat hybrid.

Why does that fucking cunt have to be such a twatchling?

by Mine 88 May 2, 2010

curtain twitcher

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.

"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."

by Awffle May 28, 2009

twitchet

southern slang for a vagina

I diddled her twitchet.

by jerry blafoon April 12, 2007

Titch

A small amount

Can you move over a titch

by LauraLL April 20, 2019

Curtain Twitcher

That one nosey neighbour who watches your every move.

I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,

Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards

by HSmith0706 August 24, 2019

titchy

A very small person or amount; tiny. Originated from a famous music hall comedian from the late 1800s named "Little Tich," who was about four feet tall. Not to be confused with tetchy (irritable).

I went out with that boy again last night, and he sure was titchy, so I dumped him!

Give me just a titch more coffee.

by pearadvocate July 3, 2005