Benjamin turner

Benjamin turner. A sweet guy who attracts almost every girl, fluffy brown hair and deep blue eyes that are easy to get lost in. Benjamin turners a pussy magnet, you'd be lucky to have a ben is your life.

person 1: did u see Benjamin turner today?
person 2: yes, he looked so hot today!!!

by ohnoidroppedmydog January 10, 2021

Alex Turner

the hottest fucking human you will ever see in your life

Hey you know Alex Turner?
Oh yeah that really hot guy?
Yeah the lead singer of Arctic Monkeys

by alex turner is so hot September 28, 2021

McMicken U-Turn

Sexual act in which you perform oral sex on a woman, starting at the clitoris, then licking all the way down the labia majoras and making your way to the asshole, around and back to the clit.

Girl 1: so how was it last night?
Girl 2: oh my god, he did the McMicken U-turn to me! i can barely stand!
Girl 1: wow, im soo damp!

by O.G. Bo Vice January 21, 2010

Massachusetts Left Turn

A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.

We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.

by endusone April 29, 2011

Uno Skip Turn

The only element that may prevent the uno reverse card and upheld it upon the person closest to you

Me to Friend: Bro shut up
Friend: No u
Me thinking ahead: Places uno reverse card
Friend: Places uno skip turn card
Me: Uh oh MAX!
Max: Yeah?!
Me: SHUT UP

by DryBread November 19, 2019

360 degrees turn and walk away

internet meme, answer to the question what the 360 in "Xbox 360" means. If someone asks this question, the only answer is: "Because whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away". Ofcourse, it is impossible to walk away after a 360 degrees turn, as you will still be facing the Xbox. Another version of this joke is: "I make a 360 degrees turn and moonwalk away". This obviously solves the problem.

newfag: HAI WHAT DUZ TEH 360 IN XBOX 360 MEAN? OMG LOL!!!!!1 KTHXBAI

oldfag: Whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away.

by homosexuals are gay March 14, 2009

turn a trick

phrase that describes a prostitute completing a job

Stacy needed food for her kids, so she had to turn a trick or two

by suckanuckafuck February 14, 2007