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trump by justicegiven November 7, 2020
When you’ve officially lost and act a sore loser. Don't accept defeat and failure when it’s evident. Blame other circumstances instead.
Don’t be a Trump. You sucked at the game, that’s why you lost. It wasn’t rigged.
Trump by Kay Biz November 7, 2020
Oh no... I trumped on my way to school on the buss
Trump by Cristie Brown November 7, 2020
An obnoxious, offensive and unwelcome blast of hot air. Traditional British term for breaking wind. A fart.
Did you trump?
Trump by Paranoidfloyd November 7, 2020
A dog poop left behind by someone who should have picked it up. It is objectively disgusting, in a place it doesn't belong, represents selfish irresponsibility, is dangerous to public health, and someone got away with something by leaving it there.
"Dammit, Sally, we've got to put up a sign. That's the fourth trump I've had to clean up this week."
trump by Pissflaps McNulty2 November 8, 2020
When you have to take a shit real bad but hold it in. Then all of a sudden the turtle head pops through and you give way. You just took a trump in your pants.
I ate crab legs and then went out for drinks. I was in the lobby of the Bellagio, felt a rumble and realized, I’m fucked. I held on as long as I could and then trumped in my jeans.
Trump by Brian wood November 8, 2020