2 definitions by Brian wood

zaftig

synonym for fat, chunky, beefish, large, plump, etc., often used in personal ads.

single zaftig looking for fun or just tacos

by Brian wood November 21, 2004

Trump

When you have to take a shit real bad but hold it in. Then all of a sudden the turtle head pops through and you give way. You just took a trump in your pants.

I ate crab legs and then went out for drinks. I was in the lobby of the Bellagio, felt a rumble and realized, I’m fucked. I held on as long as I could and then trumped in my jeans.

by Brian wood November 8, 2020