Painting tonsils

To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.

"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"

by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015

tonsil tennis

a kind of kiss.played tonsil tennis with

you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her.

by jkijhkja February 8, 2007

Toolshed

A tool who goes beyond the call of duty for tooldom. An ubertool. A person so dislikable that they compare to an entire shed full of tools. Usually used with some other reference to tooldom, often in pun form.

He's not a tool, he isn't even a toolbox, he's the entire fucking toolshed.

by DrakeIV August 25, 2010

tons of fun

an all round fat git but is still considered canny enough to hang around with

"go get tons'o'fun hes got a 20 bag!"

by Tons0fun September 1, 2005

toolshed

1.A place, typically a bar or nightclub, where tools are known to congregate.
2. Any place where there is a high percentage of tools.
3. Any place (bar, nightclub,etc.) that comes highly recommended by a tool.

1.We went to that new club, but it turned out to be just another toolshed.

2. Dave told me about that place, but if he thinks it's cool, it's got to be a toolshed.

by Tankboy December 28, 2005

Tooner

A penis

That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.

by Greselda1234 October 15, 2010

Tooks

A word used to describe an individual, object, place or event that is so awesome that the word awesome is an insufficient adjective.

Wow, that concert was so tooks!

Oh my word, you are TOOKS!

I got the most tooks email today.

I want to go somewhere really tooks when I'm on leave.

by TOOKSme January 22, 2011