A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.
Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.
Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.
"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."
by Arborman February 3, 2020
Get the Tree Climbermug. A tree that blooms in the Spring and smells like semen. It can create a lingering smell for at least a block away from said tree.
by rinse wash repeat May 18, 2009
Get the Skeet Treemug. A MOTHERFUCKING RANGA THAT DOESN'T EAT MEAT EXCEPT FOR HIS BOYFRIEND DAVE. STICKS BRANCHES DOWN HIS THROAT FOR NUTRITION AND SUSTINANCE ALSO ACCEPTING SUPPOSTORY FORM.
by Daddy1935 January 23, 2021
Get the Tree fuckermug. The worst kind of tree to ever exist. The Cheese Army will not accept birch trees. They must burn for the cheese god.
by boocket March 25, 2022
Get the birch treesmug. 
by Mista Mo May 20, 2007
Get the trees upmug. 