table flipper

1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.

2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!

2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
by enkephalin07 November 28, 2015
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Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.
Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW
by Fachoina07 November 27, 2015
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table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.
Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.
by JohnFeldman January 08, 2020
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Table Fancy

Table Fancy:noun/verb/adjective/etc.: 1. A person that is amazing. 2. a thing that is amazing. 3. The act of being amazing. 4. A fancy and quite perilous adventure. 5. Intense round of fisticuffs.
I am so table fancy with my top hat!

We went on quite the table fancy yesterday.
by Monochrome February 27, 2012
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table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat
I made my girl a table cock for christmas
by bigman7224 January 05, 2014
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Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...
by TruDat94109 June 22, 2010
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Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes
"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"
by CatLag September 30, 2020
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