talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

by Jake March 24, 2004

teletubbies

five useless dancing furry shitheads, who may or may not have practiced homo-erotica.

<yellow tubby> hi purple tubby!
<purple tubby> I wondering if you'd lend me some money, yellow tubby?
<yellow tubby> oh, why?
<purple tubby> because its THIRRRRTEEEN DOLLARRRRRRRRS FOR A TELETUBBIE DILLLLLLLDOOOOOO

by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003

television

the broadcasting of a moving picture

"The television is a box of light and color", said the boring postman.

by Mr. Dictionary! February 20, 2004

Telephone toughguy

A person who will talk shit over the phone (or any means of communication) only because they have no fear of actually having to fight the person on the other end or ever back up their words.

My ex girlfriend got a telephone toughguy that won't leave me alone, I'm gonna fuck him up if I ever find out who it is.

by Gamblar December 9, 2008

telepoke

method of poking someone from accros the room, generally in an effort to get attention/make someone smile.

(must be accompanied by a finger pointed in direction of pokee. May also be silently done by poker pointing at one's temples and then pointing at pokee.)

Girl:Telepoke!
Boy:Hi.

by Fae Rula September 5, 2008

Telekill

A hack used in FPS games, that is similar to OPK (One-Position Kill) but instead of the enemies being vacuumed to you, your camera teleports in front of them.

Player 1: ZOMG haxx, telekill
Player 2: OMG kick him
Player 3: OMG he just killed me
Player 4 (hacker): Haha!

by iNeed aCookE November 13, 2009

telebasura

The term latinos and hispanics use to describe unintelligent and silly televisions programs that waste your time and contribute nothing to society. Programs falling under this category could range from telenovelas (soap operas), to entertainment talk shows, to reality t.v.

Mother: son stop watching that telebasura. It isn't teaching you anything, and you are wasting your time.

Son: Mom, come on! Part three of "Amores Traidores" (Traitorous love) is on and Juanita is about to get revenge on Raul for cheating on her with Julia. Just a little bit more!

Mom: I don't care how many girls Raul has cheated with. They aren't going to wash the dishes for me!

Son: Fine!

by telepwn March 11, 2010