Tendercure

Definition: (noun) The comforting and healing sensation experienced while enveloped in the embrace of a loving mother during times of illness, reminiscent of a gentle, soothing balm that nurtures both body and soul.

Derived from the fusion of "tender," reflecting the delicate and caring nature of a mother's touch, and "cure," symbolizing the revitalizing and curative powers her hugs possess, Tendercure beautifully captures the profound and heartwarming experience of a mother's embrace during moments of vulnerability and sickness, invoking sentiments akin to the most touching verses of classical poetry.

Amidst the grip of sickness, my mother's arms encircled me, and in her Tendercure, I found solace beyond measure, her love a magical remedy, mending my ailments with each tender heartbeat.

by William Berkowitz June 29, 2023

pure tender

something you like or are fond of,more likely an object than a person.

That mcdonalds was pure tender.

by holsm01 December 25, 2003

Som`teimers

The lack of the ability to.....Oh, I remember, to remember what you are.....Oh yeah, where you are and then to be just fine and remember everything and then nothing again.....ooops!

Every once in a while I can't remember things.
I don't have Alzheimers, but I do have Som`teimers.

by GRAMS62 January 13, 2009

tuna tender

a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!

jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!

as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!

tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!

by michael foolsley May 8, 2014

tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

Duarte Teixeira

Legendary guy/ A person which is meant to do great things for the world.

*Although, nobody see him coming. It's absolutely awesome.

One clue: Awesome Sex...

Look at that guy... he is definitely a Duarte Teixeira.

But wait,... there is only one Duarte Teixeira

by ****% February 23, 2017

queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.

I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018