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Toxic Banter

Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.
Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"

Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "

Shewar: "Bare toxic"
by Shewar January 1, 2009
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Toxic Turtle

Foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. Due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to "toxic").
John came over to our place on saturday. After dinner, he released a toxic turtle. Everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.
by house rules July 6, 2009
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toxic evangelism

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."
by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010
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Toxic Taco

A vagina, or taco, that is toxic. Usually ridden with multiple STDs, it's very gross, and is similar to muff cabbage. Also anything from Taco Bell, or Taco Bueno.
Damn! That whore had a really toxic taco!
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
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Toximon

A new breed of pokemon, they are very cute but not hostile, they are lazy pokemons but they are talented in arts. Toximon is usually blue and short and cuddly.
That Toximon sure is adorable, but it cant protect me!
by Master(: August 18, 2011
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Toxicmegalolz

haha that was toxicmegalolz
by toxicmegalolz August 25, 2011
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Toxic-Adem

A type of diabetes that often causes people to rage and get salty when they die in video games such as Fortnite, Rainbow Six: Siege, Counter-Strike: Global-Offensive. The type of diabetes often causes the person to get sweaty when playing video games and blame everything on others, not himself. People with this problem often cause people to "try to fit in" and act all edgy and pretend like they're the shit. This type of diabetes can also be referred to as, "Toxicplayer Syndrome", "Fatboy syndrome", "Cringe Syndrome", or "Ash-Jager-Main Syndrome".
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that John has a case of Toxic-Adem?
Guy 2: Explains a lot.
by VintageGreen May 17, 2018
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