ringback tone

A little "trend" started by Verizon wireless in which songs are substituted for that same old ringing sound.
Unfortunately, each sound clip is tinny and static-ridden, and lasts about 30 seconds before repeating.
They may also cause your friends to hate you. Realize that this is only because you've had "Baby Got Back" on ringback for sixth months. This is why they no longer call you.
Along with the tones comes a tricky system online where you set them up and decide whether you want a Jukebox (a playlist of many different songs) or just one song over and over again. Each tone is $0.99 and lasts a year.

Dick: (picking up) Hello?
Jane: Why did you pick up? I was totally grooving to your Ms. New Booty ringback tone!
Dick: I know, isn't it the shizzle?

by Gossipislove April 22, 2006

Tonedeaf

One who cannot distingish whether his or hers singing sucks

Ruben Studdard

by Splintercell December 6, 2003

toley

A warm hard shit, sometimes containing nuts or sweetcorn. Can be extremely painful to get rid of out the anal opening. Can lead to "ring of fire" syndrome!!

Man shouts to his girlfriend from the lavvie, "I'm huvvin bother wae this toley ... it's no fur comin oot and it's geein me a ring of fire!"

by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

tony the tiger

a scary, mean tiger who rapes innocent kids who loves his cereal. Also known as the guy with the "ggggrrrreat" cereal.

Betty: My son got raped by a tiger!
Cop: Thats not just any tiger it's tony the tiger! He's G-R-R-Reat!

by Limpy Simpy January 17, 2008

offside tony

This describes all your friends who you play video game hockey with, who do not understand the 'offside' rule in hockey. Anyone who consistently ends up offside, is labeled as an "offside tony".

Your friend has just gone offside for the 3rd straight trip down the ice, "You idiot! Stop being such an offside tony!".

by mr. m0nyagi December 27, 2006

I can do that in Tony Hawk.

A phrase used when you want to look awesome, but somebody just beat you to it. Refers to the game series "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater," where would-be real life impressive feats can be performed with a few button presses.

Dude 1: Man, that guy just did a 900.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Man, that guy can do the robot like a madman!
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Dude, I just killed someone. I'm really freaking out.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

by bob mcboberson November 10, 2008

Tony Pepperoni

One with the Deli of Majestic meats. Specializes in Pepperoni and always supports the Sausage Fest of 2014.

1. Whoa man look it's Tony Pepperoni wasn't just at the world famous sausage fest?

2. Hey isn't that the same Tony Pepperoni that the Barringtons used to find there lost son Beary Barrington? The one who the Country Bears weren't going to play the show without?

3. Jonny: Hey isn't that Tony Pepperoni?

Tony: Forget about it.

by ByoneamazingTonyPepperoni April 25, 2014