thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

Thick biscuit

A tall skinny girl who is slim thick or in a girl named halis case she's thick slim thick she got a booty
I thick she pretty thick

YO YOU THICK SLIM THICK LIKE A THICK BISCUIT

by Slim thick hal May 19, 2018

Thick Bread

Used in any case of being delusionally stressed.

(synonym -fatty carbohydrate)

(Antonym- Skinnylicious Cheese)

Bob asked, "Julia how do you think that test went?" Julia replied, "Well it was pretty thick bread."

by BOBTHECOOLIO January 23, 2019

thick ass nigga brownies

A mass produced brownie that claims to be "thick as a nigga" typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. Their ad campaign, makes typical 'nigger jokes' such as "thick as a nigga...and half as stupid".

Dude, I ate some thick ass nigga brownies today, they were awesome!

"Thick as a nigga, and pays rent!"

by brownieman December 1, 2009

Thick Lick

A sensual massage where the man works his way up the woman's back to her shoulders. She is eventually flipped over and depending on how she feels the massage continues back down her body. Usually done with minimal clothing and named for the almost constant licking given while it's being preformed.

The Thick Lick lasted for half an hour before they could hold themselves back no more.

by Leman Rus April 20, 2009

thick creamy balls

It's when balls are so fluffy and white that they make your heart leap for joy.

YAYYY! I just saw my little sister's thick creamy balls!

by Mr. Mcfluffernuts March 24, 2017

Thick Cloud

When a person is over the age of 35 lives in their parent's vacation home and uses their medical marijuana card to sell weed to underage kids.

This person is always higher than a kite and has no job.
This person also has children and got a divorce from their spouse.

damn thick cloud was having a massive rager with her college-aged daughter last night.

by lol tina January 21, 2019