Summer Edwards

Someone who exaggerates everything and thinks they are as good as Shane Dawson. Pretends to be a physcopath for attention - doesn’t work, then cries about it. Has an obsession with bright eye makeup and pretending to hate lessons. Always tired but never sleeps. And that’s a summer Edwards.
Oh look, it’s summer Edwards, I bet she is here to moan
by anonymous173919378291 June 5, 2019
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Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.
I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
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Summers style

To eat an enormous amount of food as fast as possible.
A real porker.
Man, he sure did summers style that entire pizza last night.
by FatGuyEatery September 24, 2011
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summer help

A shitty worker. Only works during the busy season.
Me: Brian doesn't seem to get much done and what he does get done is wrong.

Other person: Yeah he's summer help.
by Slowandlow55 February 22, 2017
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Summer Car

A car that is intended for driving in the summer only. Usually comes out of the garage in May, just in time for prom, and used to receive Head From Pepps once the dance is over. Summer cars are typically purchased through Craigslist.
Ethan: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
Matt: I'm getting my summer car out of the garage.
Ethan: Oh yes... prom is coming up!
by bennie22 January 8, 2020
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Canadian summer

An idiom referring to a very short period of time, typically no longer than a week-and-a-half. Owes its origins to the Season 3 episode of How I Met Your Mother, "Sandcastles in the Sand," in which it's said that "summer in Canada is basically the last week in July."

Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.
George O'Leary spent a Canadian summer as the head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, resigning only five days after being hired.
by StrictBiz April 9, 2013
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Mythical summer

Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed
Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer

Employee: ok mythical summer
by Trou god April 27, 2021
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