poop store

store for frank iero to spend his energy on

"im going to the poop, store want anything?"
"what the fuhk is a poop store?"

by wartlicious November 30, 2020

Old school grocrey store

when a girl straddles and sits on your face.Like when you went to an old school grocrey store and would ride the quarter rides.example,motor bike,air plane,brown horse,carasoul

I took my girlfriend to the old school grocrey store!!!!!!!!She rode the horse

by Jeremiah Congdon February 23, 2009

The Door Store

A place where doors are sold and door conversation is abundant. Make sure you know your doors before coming into this store, but don't worry we'll take care of you ;)

Mom can we go to The Door Store, I really wanna redecorate our house cause your taste in interior home design is trash.

by Door_Lord March 21, 2020

Inconvenience Store

A convenience store (in some cases referred to as 'off license' in the United Kingdom) where the clerks are generally inapt, unable, or otherwise out of touch with their customers. This includes never, EVER finding your video membership number even though you are a frequent customer, repeatedly entering wrong (and often higher) prices than listed.

The customer enters the inconvenience store for the twenty-tenths time, gives the goods to the clerk, and he enters them but with wrong and much higher prices. When entering the video rentals into the system, the confused owner doesn't know your name. When you spell it to him (third time this week), he still does not get it even close to correct. You have to wait for up to twenty minutes before he looks trough the whole customer database, and the queue behind you grows into enormous proportions.

by JonasZD December 24, 2008

the store

Only used when referred to a grocery store or convenient mart.

"I'm going to the store." said Brianna. Of course she was going to Price Chopper, not Best Buy.

by dances with curtains August 23, 2006

shopping in my store

Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.

I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.

by Snocap September 28, 2006

Power of the Liquor Store

Ahhhh the Liquor store. People go there to buy booze, get
drunk and have a good time. The Liquor store is fun but not very many know how
powerful the liquor store really is.



Yes the Liquor Store is POWERFUL. How powerful is it. They provide some useful
tools to fuck some fat and ugly bitches. How, well lets just say there’s this
fat ugly bitch who wants to fuck you and she is the only vagina around and
there is nothing else to do. It just so happens you bought some Vodka from the
Liquor store and drank the whole bottle. Now the fat bitch is starting to look
hotter but she is still ugly. What now? Well they put the booze in a brown
paper bag so you can use the paper bag to cover her face. Now she’s hot and you
can now fuck her. Beware that some bitches out there WILL be too powerful
for the liquor store.



But the Liquor Store has another use for it as well. This one will get hot
bitches in bed. Say there is this hot bitch you want to fuck and you just found
out she drinks. Let’s just say she like jager bombs. So you grab some redbull
and some jager you bought from the Liquor Store and you two drink till she is
horny. Be careful that YOU don’t drink too much because you want to be buzzed
for later. It’s optional to put "the pill" as well ha ha.



But the Liquor Store is not just used for sex. Let’s just say one of those
bitches you fuckin (fat or otherwise) has a boyfriend (or girlfriend if they’re
lesbian/bi) and they want to kill you. Well you got a weapon to fight back
with. The Bottle you drank booze out of. Just Smash them in the face with a
bottle and they will go out most of the time. Don't worry when they fight back
because your numb from the booze.



But do not underestimate the Power of the Liquor Store because it has its side effects.
Side effects include vomiting, hang over, can't drive worth shit, memory loss,
kidney damage, liver damage, loss of brain cells, making an ass out of
yourself, pregnancy, stalkers, bar fights, love triangles, having to go to the 12 step program, marriages, horse fucking,
uncontrollable farts, speaking in gibberish, unprotected sex, job loss, clothes lost, pissing
everywhere, slowly freezing yourself
to death, crabs, genital warts, genital herpes, rash, AIDS, homeless,
crack addition, money loss, family members gettin pissed at you, loss of teeth,
blurry double vision, beer belly, breath smells like
booze, you smell like booze, having an urge to go into the ocean to fuck
manatees (aka the sea cow) and last but not least.... well WHO GIVES A FUCK
RIGHT. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.



So now you know how powerful liquor store really is. on a serious note...
ahh.... ehhh FUCK IT. FELL THE POWER OF THE LIQUOR STORE. NOW GO HAVE SOME
FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by pervy sage April 18, 2009