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STD

It this a commonly referred to acronym which translates to SMASH THAT DISLIKE. it is commonly used for when you dislike a fortnight video
Guy 1: I'm sorry but i have an STD... you might want to get tested
Guy 2: yea I hate Fortnite too.
by .Communist October 16, 2018
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STd= standard

STD is the abbreviation for standard. At the top corner of our mail where the stamp goes is the letters std. that’s all it means and everyone gets a standard abbreviation. Wake up everyone’s clean and healthy for life.
How would you like your package shipped.

STD= standard
Exp=expedited

NxtD= Nextday

u.s.p.s knows
by Tender love January 26, 2020
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STD fest

When you have sex with a lindale or van girl it’s a std fest
Oh my god billy I just had a threesome with Avery miller and Chelsey Boswell! It was a total STD fest
by Jamison Charles May 29, 2019
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Std

“Yo did you see kamo today” “ yea I heard he’s a std”
by Kamo the std October 30, 2023
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std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
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std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.
That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.
by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018
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STD

I know it's not as much fun as boring multiple strangers on tinder at once. ....But a casual happy hour is still better than catching a STD (Shitty Tinder Date).
by Awkwarditity123 June 22, 2015
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