Status Wank

When someone "likes" their own status on Facebook

John Smith is a status wanker

John Smith likes this

by el foldo December 1, 2011

Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

by QuacksO July 12, 2018

Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.

John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**

by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011

hello statue

Slang for old fashioned telephone. In the Deep South, when it rang, a servant would pick up the receiver and say hello, isdatyou?

It rings, the answers picks up handle and says hello statue (is dat you)?

by Forresttrump April 19, 2017

cori status

Derived from a child named Cori that had constant trouble pooping. That sensation of unbearable stomach cramping prior to diarrhea of a waterfall nature.

I need to use the bathroom I have cori status.
I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and it gave me cori status.
I barely slept at all last night. I had cori status.

by cori'status mom May 14, 2015

stud status

When your game with respect to your ability to lure women into bed is always on point.

girl 1: Omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.

girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.

girl 1: omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.

girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.

by JayJay89 July 1, 2015

viral status

A status that you write on Facebook, which gains several comments and likes, resulting in it showing up on your friends' "Top News" feeds. This, via The Mathew Effect, results in more comments and likes. (Plural: viral stati)

I posted the biggest viral status last night! It has 17 likes, 20 comments, and it's still counting! Go on Facebook; it's sure to be on your Top News.

by bemery October 21, 2010