Saggy Bag

An elderly woman with really saggy tits, I mean really REALLY saggy.

Some dude: Our music teacher is such a Saggy Bag!
Another dude: I know right!

by godishornyaf August 30, 2023

blagger shagger

When a man promises a lady a lifetime of love, happiness and children just to get into her knickers.

man - you are lovely, I see a future with you, even marriage you are beautiful.

Lady - I just looked in the mirror and I'm a moose.....a rotten one too. That man must be a blagger shagger.

by bentleybird July 18, 2014

bilbo saggins

When a midget attempts to say his pant you call him Bilbo saggins

Midget:Check me out I'm sagging my pants

Taller Person:Stupid Bilbo Saggins

by Spydter November 6, 2017

Sphere Shagger

Someone who bangs on about how the earth is round and not flat, normally employed by NASA to try hide the truth

NASA-“The earth is clearly round haven’t you seen the pictures”
Flat Earther-“Shut the fuck up you SPHERE SHAGGER!”

by FlatEarther1994 May 27, 2018

Bum saggle

Another way of calling someone an asshole

You're such a fucking bum saggle

by Fuckwhoevertookmyname May 7, 2018

sheep shagger

a new zelander who fucks sheep

Kevin bro, you a focken sheep shagger ei

by the sheep shagger March 14, 2018

Griffono Saggaroli

An overweight italian man that owns the successful restaurant "Saggaroli's Italian Cooking". He is famous for his homemade Italian cooking that is totally not laced with rat poison.

"Bro have you seen Griffono Saggaroli anywhere?"

"He's been in his office all day, and I can hear strange sounds behind his door..."

"it sounds like...screaming tomatoes?"

by Stinkiest Birb March 8, 2019